Whats your cop experience?

well mines is the time when me and my friends set a porta-potty on fire we ran but got caught, i was taken to a holding cell at the station with cuffs on when i got caught with weed at school which dean couldn't contact mii parents, also time when i broke a windshield of a ping car with a snowball but got away when a cop chase me in a woods for 20 min, got away for throwing street flares at theyre squad car, got caught sneaking out which they saw me climbing back in my window, and shooting bb gun at a guys car. DAAMNN THOSE ARE GOOD TIMES. what are your experiences? lol i have always remembered when a cop was asking for my middle name and i said i dont have one and he was like "is it s for ****! because YOURE full of **** SON!" lol